Gylist

The best job a straight male can have. Does hair as well as, if not better than the homosexual stylist but doesn't come with any of the drama.

Girl 1: I love how my gylist does my hair but he's always complaining about guy problems!

Girl 2: You should try my gylist, he is amazing and straight so you dont hear all the girly problems

by Str8tHairDesign September 15, 2010

gyllenholland

THE PURE ROMANCE OF TOM HOLLAND AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL

I ship gyllenholland!

OMG GYLLENHOLLAND IS GONNA GET MARRIED! LOOK AT JAKE's POST

by -tomhlland October 17, 2019

Gylve Nagell

drummer .aka. Fenriz

pronounced -"YILL-veh"

by Lady Death March 7, 2004

gyllian

A shy nice girl who holds the secrets of the universe, but doesn’t tell them to just anybody!

“This girl I met is so nice but I feel like she might know my ultimate destiny or something bro”

“That’s probably because she’s a Gyllian”

by alienshoes August 3, 2018

Jake Gyllenhaal

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021

Gyllenhaaled

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on

Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"

by Franswinetom July 20, 2019

Gyletre

The best person at everything

Gyletre is far superior to the rest of humanity.

by Nanimani October 25, 2019