Gylist

The best job a straight male can have. Does hair as well as, if not better than the homosexual stylist but doesn't come with any of the drama.

Girl 1: I love how my gylist does my hair but he's always complaining about guy problems!

Girl 2: You should try my gylist, he is amazing and straight so you dont hear all the girly problems

Gylist by Str8tHairDesign September 15, 2010

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gylist

(Pronounced "guy-list")
A male hair stylist. Typically homosexual, and oftentimes works at an upscale salon.

My gylist gave me the BEST haircut today! Like omgzzzzz.

gylist by bangsalicious May 12, 2007

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gyalist

1. Jamaican slang for player or pimp.

2. A person who attains numerous amounts of females.

3. G-Mac

4. A ladies man .

5. root words = girl-ist

He's such a gyalist. He gets too much girls .

gyalist by G-MacEgomytiKk July 11, 2011

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glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

glistening by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

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gyalist

(i) A playboy/charmer. A Don Juan type.

(ii) Literally 'girl-ist'. Gyal meaning girl.

(i) Watch the original gyalist checkthis fat gyal.

(ii) I have to keep in shape because I'm a gyalist.

gyalist by MaNaTaRmZ August 24, 2003

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Glisten

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

Glisten by taedium April 5, 2012

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Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

Glistening bead by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

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