hamster gymnastics

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021

gymnastics

n. Best sport in the world, requires balance, grace, strength, flexibility, hard work, determination, and is one of the most mental sports ever. IT's the coolest sport to watch cuz all those hot gymnast girls do these amazing tricks that normal people like me could never do.

I wish i could do gymnastics

by wishiwasagymnast November 10, 2003

Crying Like a Russian Gymnast

When one is repeatedly moved to tears after failing at an accomplishment they've worked tirelessly towards.

First noticed during the 2012 London Olympics when the Women's Russian Gymnastics team were often shown crying after one anothers less than stellar performances.

While completely understandable, it can become a bit ridiculous at a point.

Andy: Dude, why is Whitney wailing in her cubicle?

Shawn: Oh, the boss' son got the promotion that she thought was hers. So now she's crying like a Russian gymnast.

by propelunam August 7, 2012

gymnophoria

The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.

After I walked away from the guy I was talking to, I had a mad case of gymnophoria.

by Meggo My Eggo June 26, 2008

Gyaanipedia

Gyaanipedia is a multilingual wiki website founded by Shaunak Chakraborty on 30 August 2018. It was first launched for the Indian users but later opened for the world due to it's increasing popularity. The English version of this wiki is the largest as per 2021 with more than 200k articles.

Gyaanipedia is available in various languages.

by Wikidata April 23, 2021

Gymnurstics

The act of attempting to breastfeed a toddler while said toddler is climbing all over your torso, still attached.

Eleyna was doing gymnurstics all morning, she even had her feet on my back!

by Chica Marrufo October 1, 2011

Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009