by Julie Shadlow April 2, 2007
Get the gacktophilia mug.the base/entry model out of all the gwak gwaks, the pro model being the two handed twister max setting vacuum swallower 9000. more often than not, ur first gwak gwak will be the 3000 model and although years from now u will look back and realize that it was not the best, u will be grateful for it because it was ur first and most memorable. now for those of u who have luck on ur side, u just might end up will the mid tier model or even the pro. either way, there's no better feeling than literally getting the life sucked out of u via the pp and being left in a state of immobility due to this other worldly experience that will eventually sink into ur fogy mind. in which case u will stand back up with an overwhelming feeling of victory that will soon turn u into a ravaging beast that craves the seggies. u will then grab that bitch by the throat stand her up bend her over and fuck her in the ass. but hey that just what i think happens, ive actually never received a gwak gwak of any kind... yet
joe mama: hey where have u been
ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl
joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000
ben dover: no its glock glock
joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak
ben dover: oh...
joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot
ben dover: ok
ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl
joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000
ben dover: no its glock glock
joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak
ben dover: oh...
joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot
ben dover: ok
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Get the gwace mug.An extremely popular Japanese Singer. He became popular with the band Malice Mizer, but eventually started a solo career. He can speak a plethora of languages, including Chinese, English, French and his native tounge. His style often changes, but he usually wears blue contacts.
He was once married to a Korean woman, but it ended badly and he is not enthusiastic to marry again- also because he was quoted that "dating" was a favorite pastime. He almost drowned as a child, and experienced trauma with the paranormal (hearing spirits), and therefore does not want to have any children of his own. He is also an experienced martial artist and his body fat percentage ranges from a mere 6%-8%.
Due to Gackt's sex appeal his fans mainly consist of women(though there are also rumors he is homosexual-which were never adressed by Gackt himself.). He has produced many different genres of music-rock, pop, ballad, ect-which appeal to all genders and all ages, all over the world. He has also appeared in movies, the latest being the sucessful Moonchild.
He was once married to a Korean woman, but it ended badly and he is not enthusiastic to marry again- also because he was quoted that "dating" was a favorite pastime. He almost drowned as a child, and experienced trauma with the paranormal (hearing spirits), and therefore does not want to have any children of his own. He is also an experienced martial artist and his body fat percentage ranges from a mere 6%-8%.
Due to Gackt's sex appeal his fans mainly consist of women(though there are also rumors he is homosexual-which were never adressed by Gackt himself.). He has produced many different genres of music-rock, pop, ballad, ect-which appeal to all genders and all ages, all over the world. He has also appeared in movies, the latest being the sucessful Moonchild.
"Did you hear about Gackt's new album, Black Stone?"
"AAAAAHHHH! Gackuto-san!! Aishiteru!!"
"Gackt should tour in the U.S."
"AAAAAHHHH! Gackuto-san!! Aishiteru!!"
"Gackt should tour in the U.S."
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