cum guzziling port-a-whore

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

by thebombdiggidycock April 23, 2009

guzzlah

a delinquent teenager who is so socially innept he or she forces their boring personalities on other people. showing up at retail stores, breaking things, and blowing total strangers just for their semen are common actions of guzzlah

I know many people who work at harris teeter. those boring bastards are such guzzlahs.

by James Whittemore January 4, 2008

guzzla

A person who is oblivious to his or her own stupidity. Someone from the town of Winchendon Massachusetts who drinks way too much alcohol at the local American Legion.

Let's get out of here, this place is full of guzzlas.

Even though he means well he's still a guzzla.

by Johnny Snowpants December 17, 2011

Guzzi

The newst term for yogurt

oh dude I could really go for some white Guzzi right now

by Elmo1233 November 1, 2016

Guzzard

Your mouth.

“I’m not gonna drink tonight”
“Mofucka yes you are I’m gonna guzzle that shit down your guzzard”
“Bet”

by Gferda October 20, 2023

Guzzardo

A person who comes to graduation with a wrinkle tie.

"Look at that guys tie, he is such a Guzzardo"

by Roommate69 October 29, 2012

guzzitsa

One of those rare asses that has fantastic lower back arch action attached to it. Commonly found on a Nenga.
Short form: guzzi.

God DAMN... you see that Nenga across the street? What a sweet guzzitsa.

by howi3 August 30, 2005