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Guzzie

Guzzie is another word for 'idiot' 'numpty' 'silly billy'. It originated between a friendgroup of 6 and has expanded throughout the area. It is a very satisfying word and perfectly sums up the intention of the word- to name something or someone a guzzie. Frequently it has been shortened to 'Guz' or put with other words like 'Guz monster' 'Guzzie pie' and 'Guzzie wuzzie' to name a few.
Niamh is a guz monster

Ellie stop being a guzzie

Big guzzie car

Millie is a guzzie wuzzie

Eloise is such a guzzie pie

I feel like such a guzzie, said charlotte.

Oh what a big guzzie/guz, said sophie.
by toptipper6 February 17, 2024
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Guzzy

A South African slang word, used to describe an older uncle or extended older family friend. May also be spelled “guzzi”
Shaun how is your guzzy doing?
by Internectual August 12, 2022
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Guzzy

the guzzy is a word to define a vape
by dwarf mambas cousin December 7, 2020
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Guzzy

One fine day in the early 2000s, Guzman and his younger brother Gustav were planning to open up a new Mexican Fast Food restaurant in Sydney called “GyG i.e Guzman and Gustav. Both bros had put in months of effort and time in to the perfecting of the burrito recipe, ensuring the pulled pork was pulled just the right amount.

Saturday 16th November, the year GyG was to open its doors

At the rise of dawn, Gustav went to the home office to get some early paperwork done when an unusual contract caught his eye. It read, “This is an agreement between the parties Guzman Sanchez and Gomez Pedro for the merging and acquisition of GyG Enterprises.” Fuming with anger, Gustav charged into his brothers room but before he could take a swing at Guzman he found he could no longer move, he had been mercilessly shot beside of his eye.

GyG began to flourish, Guzman had no regret in his bones. That was until Gustav was reborn. He was back.

And he was back looking better than ever.

A small boy in Westmead was alived - Banga was set to ruin GyG for what his brother had done to him.

All hail Guzzy.
Oh look! It's Guzzy again, stripping GyG of any hopes to make a profit this week!
by 8ballwarrior March 19, 2025
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Guzzy

One fine day in the early 2000s, Guzman and his younger brother Gustav were planning to open up a new Mexican Fast Food restaurant in Sydney called "GyG i.e Guzman and Gustav. Both bros had put in months of effort and time in to the perfecting of the burrito recipe, ensuring the pulled pork was pulled just the right amount.

Saturday 16th November, the year GyG was to open its doors

At the rise of dawn, Gustav went to the home office to get some early paperwork done when an unusual contract caught his eye. It read, "This is an agreement between the parties Guzman Sanchez and Gomez Pedro for the merging and acquisition of GyG Enterprises." Fuming with anger, Gustav charged into his brothers room but before he could take a swing at Guzman he found he could no longer move, he had been mercilessly shot beside of his eye.

GyG began to flourish, Guzman had no regret in his bones. That was until Gustav was reborn. He was back.

And he was back looking better than ever.

A small boy in Westmead was alived - Banga was set to ruin GyG for what his brother had done to him.

All hail Guzzy.
Oh look! There's Guzzy in his natural habitat - stripping GyG of their hopes to make a profit!
by 8ballwarrior March 19, 2025
mugGet the Guzzymug.

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