Gurner

Common nickname for somebody demonstrating side effects of the drug extacy, often resulting in full facial contortions.

"Look at that gurner over there, he looks like he's trying to comb his hair with his lip!!!".

by Jonny Gurns April 24, 2006

Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.

Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.

by chico1181 November 22, 2010

gurner

Drug fucked individual at a rave. Also used to describe a post drug fucked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny shit in their scattered state.

Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.

did you see that gurner in the nrg room with twenty fucking glowsticks, not to mention the fucking whistle?!?
OR
a penguin wearing a jacket, what are you going on about you gurner?

by Calis March 28, 2003

gurnerific

An adjective used to describe exceptionally good crystal MDMA or ecstasy pills, referring to the jaw clenching side effect, commonly known as gurning.

Pete: This MDMA is fucking gurnerific!
*Toby & Joe roll their eyes and gurn.*: Mmmdma!

by Toby[=)] December 8, 2006

gurped

high from an illicit substance

dude, we hit that yay last nite.
i was sooooo gurped!

by beccabop March 15, 2008

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

Gurnee Mills

A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.

Me: Hey I'm going to Gurnee Mills today. I'll be back later.
Parents: Ok, see you later.

by izcool May 9, 2006