gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

Gurnsing

A powerful desire for something that is generally seen as unhealthy or unworthy of effort.

I'm Gurnsing for a McDonalds right now

by Alex VDH February 9, 2019

Mr. Gurnan

Very wealthy man. Stepped on his right AirPod once. Everyone owes him money.. very scary man that knows tai chi, will first take you to court with his 7 attorneys and beat your ass outside the court room. Has ties with the Colombian government and broke their economy multiple times.. assisted in the assassination of JFK

Damn, you owe money to Mr. Gurnan? shit, better run he Finna tai chi yo ass!
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got you in court? shiiit you aint making it out with no less than a $100,000 Fine
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got the Colombian Special ops on yo ass!

by Mr. Gurnan's manager February 15, 2019

Gurning

The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.

As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy

Mate, what did you take last night? You were fucking gurning.

by RoryStuff September 1, 2019

Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011

Gurning Ape

A very ugly looking vagina that has the uncanny resemblence to a member of the monkey family

It was like I was toungueing a gurning ape

by Jonas Schmitt October 14, 2003

gurning

to complain in a whiney manner

ok aaron stop your gurning

by Gavin November 18, 2003