Gunther 

(Pronounced 'Goonter') An amusing person who enjoys eating - particularly chocolate - and you can quite easily imagine wearing lederhosen and saying 'oh ja!' a lot with a German accent. Although typically these people should be young boys with blonde hair and a plump build, the joke is also merry if you refer to a friend or foe who happens to be looking especially dorky at that moment or eating something with altogether too much tenacity...

(an important and sexy character in the simpsons cast :P)

'haha! you're such a GUNTHER!!'

'Omg he looks like gunther!'

'omg i felt like such a Gunther - two galaxy bars and an oreo snack pack - dear gott in himmel..nein, nein, nein...'

Gunther by Julia Whiting April 9, 2008

Gunther 

When one tucks his penis between his legs and gets it sucked from the back

Yo timmy got a gunther from that ol slab

Gunther by Dizzle31187 December 30, 2016

Gunther 

Generic name for a German national (sometimes spelled Gunter erroneously). Used in a derogatory and zenophobic sense.

Look at that group of fricking Gunthers hogging the sunbeds - jeez I hate those bison fisted old hags and their fat bloated Mercedes driving nazi husbands. I swear that old dude was eyeing me up in the shower - I reckon they are all bleedin' pedos.

Gunther by Dr Hans December 15, 2008

Gunther 

A small, nordic man with a large penis; makes up for his petite frame with an exceptionally large ego and expertise in the bedroom.

Is that a Gunther?

Yeah, I had that nordic wiener in my mouth last night.

Gunther by A Gunther lover 2 December 6, 2010

gunther 

the beer belly of a man or a women

hey look at sean's gunther

gunther by b--------- June 6, 2007

gunther 

The nasty, sticky substance dug out from under toenails and sometimes fingernails

I took the knife, cleaned out the toe gunther and spread it on a Ritz for a snack...

gunther by BahamaBoy July 23, 2008

Gunther 

proper noun.
a slang term used by employees of Valley National Bank in Hoboken to denote a customer.

I can't figure out one good goddamn reason any Gunther is dumb enough to open an account here.

Gunther by SprinklesVv November 6, 2007