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Barney Gumble

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.
Barney Gumble: Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021
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goolash gumblies

you wear those goolash gumblies, girl!
by witn June 23, 2006
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barney gumble

A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe
"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."
by Sideshow Bob September 9, 2003
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Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
by The True Addendum July 19, 2016
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Gumble

A creature that craves gloop
The gumble craved gloop
by 33smallraccoonsinatrenchcoat November 3, 2023
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Barney Gumble

Person 1: "We're gonna have a barney gumble"
Person 2:" what's that?"
Person 1: "did you not cop its a play on words for rumble"
by Yours truly god himself November 22, 2021
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Gumbly

A fucking awful and terrible character introduced into the simpsons family in 2019. Worthless character who has no use other than be a worthless attempt to repopularize the show.
Me: “Fuck man I hate that stupid gumbly fucker I hope he dies”
Literally everyone: “yeah same”
by A7xgh February 3, 2021
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