Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.

"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."

by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011

guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

by swallow my meat April 30, 2004

guitarded

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

by cakes June 11, 2003

guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009

guitard

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

by guitard November 24, 2009

guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

by Kdott December 6, 2006

Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008