guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009

guitard

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

by guitard November 24, 2009

guitard

Someone who can't play guitar

Max: Hey do you like that band?
Jesse: Nah man their guitarist is a total guitard.

by Wavyhill52 November 24, 2013

Guitards

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."

by AJ Batista October 27, 2008

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

Guitard

One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

by Katie Bustard April 18, 2006