Guitar

The sexiest instrument there is.
Often nerds use them to get laid.

Eg: "Damn look at that guitar, man he's sexy now!"

by miss.understood September 27, 2004

Guitar

A six (or seven, or twelve) stringed instrument capable of soft sounds, or, in the hands of a good player, the greatest musical mayhem known to man. Pretty much the most popular instrument today. Comes in electric, semi-hollow body, and acoustic styles. NOT to be confused with Guitar Hero "guitars" which are TOYS!

Guitar God- My axe has 132 buttons, how many does yours have?

Guitar Hero obsessed loser- (sob) Five...

by metalman777 December 10, 2009

Guitar

a chic magnet that makes ladies of any age think that a guy is oober sexy

o.my.god, becky look at that guitar. it's so hot.

by Nicole M April 16, 2006

Guitar

Hades' favourite instrument. He plays it a lot in Discord voice channels.

"Hey, look! Hades is playing guitar!"
"Noice"

by Maxnerdz July 28, 2016

Guitar

A weirdly shaped instrument with usually six strings, goes BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM when you do a thing with your finger.

Person: I'm going to strum this guitar now.

Guitar: BRLWEMNNNNMMNMNNNNNMNMNNM

by ImbecileRat January 27, 2022

Guitar

no, this instrument won't magically make girls attracted to you

*Picks up guitar*
anyways here's Smoke on the Water

by z,,,, February 15, 2021

Guitar

The instrument i was forced to play from the age of 8.

"-hey mom i don't really like guitar, can i try something else?
*slaps*
-No you piece of shit, you're learning guitar."

by Miles_Ackerman December 4, 2020