Da Gaming Guru

Da Gaming Guru is a black hat hacker and YouTuber most notable in his involvement in pridefall, exposing Feferant as a child predator and nuking countless furry and Bronny servers such as The Furry Den and My Pony Paradise

Dude, I have been toxxed by Da Gaming Guru

by P47rick B4t3man February 22, 2023

Bang Guru

Bang Guru : Expert guide on the art of growing/maintenance of bangs/fringe of hair over forehead.

Scarcely there -
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.

Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.

The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.

by isabelydancer00 July 26, 2010

Gunrut

When one makes a gun shape with ones hand (two fingers pointed forwards, thumb up) and absolutely ruts somebody with it (to rut is to vigourously make love to). Different gun shapes can be made, including the bazooka (the whole arm in up to the shoulder) and the double barrel shotgun (two hands).

Jack: I couldn't get the little man up so I had to gunrut the missus all night. My wrists were so sore in the morning!

by Rutty_Good_Time July 7, 2009

gudja guru

This word was made up by a very sexy lady called Ky Davis and means everything is Good or great.

That was fucking gudja guru.

by Dirt Dogg March 14, 2005

guiri

Somewhat pejorative term for a foreigner, usually a tourist, who happens to be in Spain and stands out as being pretty obviously not a local. The term is usually used to refer to fairer-skinned people from the likes of Great Britain or Germany, but can be extended to any foreigner that is in Spain.

"Going to a restaurant for dinner at 7 o'clock will make people think you're a guiri"

"Do you even care about Spain's people, culture, language or history? No, all you guiris want is to come here to get drunk and sunburnt."

by Mike from Spain March 24, 2008

Jai Guru Deva om

It was said in the beatles song "Across the Universe". Most simple translation is:

"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"

Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:

"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration

Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher

Jai guru deva om
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world

by valoem December 22, 2004

Crypto Guru

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.

Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!

by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022