guestimate

the most fucking retarded word in existance, people get stupider from hearing it

guy one- i just guestimated my income

guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger

by markie tuckett February 13, 2009

guestimate

V. To guess and estimate at the same time.

Ok, now guestimate the number of jelly beans in the bowl, Jimmy.

by Ferrett487 July 8, 2005

Guesstimate

To estimate. To aproximate the total or amount of a value or object.

Derives and is primarily used by persons with below average IQ in place of the actual word "estimate".

I guesstimate my intellegence to be that of a primate.

by Prof. Jonathan D. Kimball January 21, 2005

Guestimating

Best guess, using formulated approach to vaguely reference any particular set of information.

"From the location and smell of urine from the street, I’m guestimating this housewarming is more like a squat party at a crack house."

"I'm guestimating we'll be ready around 6 o'clock."

by Wes Ferguson July 26, 2005

Guesimation

A guess and an estimation!

Person 1: What was ur guesimation for question 10?
Person 2: 18. Y?
Person 1: Cos

by smilesr4free August 22, 2012

Guesstimaweightion

To eyeball or estimate ones bag of whatever it is your selling by weight

I got it but I ain't got scales just use your best guesstimaweightion

by DawnNichole#1* March 23, 2021

guestimate

To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!

Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate

Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!

by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011