Guess?

Guess? is a clothing brand where poor bitches think they are rich.

Melissa: Hey look at my new Guess? purse! And look at how many cards i have on my snapchat story because im 'Rich'
Ben: Shut your dumb ass up that stupid fuckin bag is like £90 you broke piece of shit and you have more than one card because the others are inactive and you flex shit brands pussy. Oooo im rich but i go shopping in liverpool to get a £90 purse i could've got online but yanno it's going on my story and to my recents becaus im about that life of spending little cash i have on fucking shit branded bags looooooooooool dumb ass bitch you haven't got an arse or any tits and you put your fucking tattoos on instagram 24/7 and you push your flat arse out SOOOO MUCH oh my god.

by YaDumbBichhhhhhhhh November 10, 2018

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019

Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.

Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.

by Rorysmellsplasticpeople March 25, 2005

Guess what... PENIS

a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.

Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter

by Benthegoat886 April 14, 2021

Guess Whoing

1. A way of describing a man or woman only using characters from the Hasbro Game Guess Who? e.g. Bill's lip, Claire's hat, Tom's glasses, Anita's complextion

2. A line of questioning about someone's appearance without any inhibitions of offending. e.g. Does he have a big nose? Does she have tiny lips?

1. I just finished guess whoing you to your blind date so they have a better idea who to look for.

2. I don't know if this blind date is a good idea because he is guess whoing about all your physical features and doesn't care what I have to say about your personality.

by aarooski March 11, 2009

guess what

a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.

child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.

me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

guess what

words used to build anticipation, usually followed by something totally boring.

"guess what?"
"what?"
"i've decided to sign up for spanish 3 blahblahblah"

by whatever guy August 6, 2005