geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

by Eric August 25, 2004

geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

Diamond Geezer

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

by Vndct June 6, 2018

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020