gratz

a shorthand version of Contgratulations, often shortened to grtz, gtz, or even gz

Guy 1 "I am pregnant"
Guy 2 "gratz, but arn't you a dude?"

by christopher malowany January 5, 2009

Guatemalan

Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!

The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!

by Yess06 July 22, 2006

Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.

Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011

Guatemalan

Ain't mexicans!!!! its NOT "Mexico" COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

People from or with decent of a country in Central America named "Guatemala" bordered by Mexico to the north and west, the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, Belize to the northeast, the Caribbean to the east, and Honduras and El Salvador to the southeast. NOT ALL guatemalans are short and dark skinned.

- "Yo dat idiot said that guatemalans are mexicans wat a looser"

- "Fo real, needs to visit Guatemala, read a book or somethin' cuz is not well informed"

by GuatemalanPride4Eva July 27, 2009

gratzenstein

The swollen testicles after being sucken on.

Oh boy, I really gave you gratzenstein huh?

by Mikkelsteen April 25, 2008

guateber

Spanish people's pronunciation of "whatever"

Ex: you can have guateber you like

by enzieee November 15, 2013

guatusa

ask a nicaraguan

bro #1: tene hambre?
me: comete el dedo mas grande *shows guatusa*

by nicoyote August 4, 2018