guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

Guaranteed TD

Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)

The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.

Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.

Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."

"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.

by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005

Garak

A Cardassian tailor on DS9. Garak was exiled from his home world of Cardassia, and was later found out to be a former Obsidian Order spy. He is son to Enabran Tain and is somewhat of a mystery to to most.

Garak is a mystery wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma.

by Greg October 7, 2004

Grieser Guarantee

The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.

"I Grieser guarantee that North Carolina is going to win the 2005 NCAA Championship Tournament."

by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005

Winger guarantee

A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.

Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

guarav

a slang term for people from India

I want to learn how to play cricket, I always see the guarav playing.

by i<3guarav May 4, 2009