Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

guacamoleculator

An instrument used to puree an avacado.

After opening up Charlie Velottas skull at the autopsy, what the pathologist found resembled something that had been put through a guacamoleculator.

by Dennis Gildea March 10, 2004

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.

Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!

by kkillphil December 30, 2018

guacadossy

The term involves hitting a person/persons named josh with an avacado. The avacado then explodes turning said avacado into guacamole. Thus producing a guacadossy.

Hey look at that guy named josh over there, lets smack him with an avocado. Call that a guacadossy.

Hey guy named josh you like avacados cuh?
Guy named josh: yea cuh
You a guacadossy cuh.

by JAK3ZILLA May 11, 2018

guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)

anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

by Samee Ray June 22, 2020

guacanomster

a human individual or possibly semi-fictitious animal, with a constant craving for guacamole and guacamole related accessories. Often prefaced with adjectives such as voracious, insatiable, or ravenous.

Buddy: Man, is your wife making Mexican again tonight?
Man: Yup. She's a voracious, insatiable, ravenous guacanomster!

by mlkman May 28, 2011

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020