The Grut

1. When the sweat from a mans sack runs down his leg and eats away the elastic in his socks.

2. Another term for chaifing or swamp ass.

Guy 1; Why are you walking like a cowboy?

Guy 2; It's the humidity man, I got the grut!

by Biohavok May 1, 2009

Gruttocks

An expression of disbelief or disregard used by elderly farmers that don’t get out much

Official - "I'm sorry Mr Giles but the road will be crossing your land"

Farmer Giles - "Gruttocks!"

by Elfingholm December 18, 2008

off the gritz

Adj. Someone that frequently says or does things that are absurd. Or, something said or done that has no correlating thought process to it.

"Yo, Mattson says some real off the gritz things." "My man is off the gritz."

by Wolf Predtor7 December 22, 2020

gratz

a shorthand version of Contgratulations, often shortened to grtz, gtz, or even gz

Guy 1 "I am pregnant"
Guy 2 "gratz, but arn't you a dude?"

by christopher malowany January 5, 2009

Gruties

moist melty crusty humans

mate that’s acc gruties

by johncenasuncle April 20, 2022

wayne gretzky

The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals

God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime

-Later on in overtime-

Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!

by Lilparkczar December 30, 2007

wayne gretzky

In Texas hold'em, the 'Wayne Gretzky' refers to having a pair of 9s as hole cards.

"I flopped the full house thanks to the Wayne Gretzky that no one expected to me have."

by Herman Ng January 13, 2006