Granted

Drinking like a hero before leaving the pre-drinks but only lasting 10 minutes in the club before seeing your lunch for the second time that day. Synonymous with getting absolutely fucked.

"My test went badly today" said Billy.
"Lets get you Granted tonight." said Milly.

by LordBillyMilly September 5, 2018

grinted

The serated edge on a knife or pair of scissors.

A set of grinted knives

by Sir Megan (The Megan) on behalf of Alison January 5, 2005

gruntesque

A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.

"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque."

"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."

by Gruntie Stevie September 20, 2019

grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

granted

WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(🅗🅞🅦🅔🅥🅔🅡 🅨🅞🅤 🅜🅘🅖🅗🅣 🅑🅔 🅣🅡🅘🅒🅚🅔🅓 🅘🅝🅣🅞 🅣🅗🅘🅝🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅡🅞🅜🅐🅝🅣🅘🅒 🅕🅔🅔🅛🅘🅝🅖🅢)

"oh Katelynn you just got granted"

by spacejah May 11, 2019

Granted

I'll give you that

Jail Conversation...

Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"

by ASOUP January 22, 2009

for granted

taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.

We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, just as the sun and the moon!!

by Ewl978 September 20, 2008