glunted 

glunting someone, or getting "glunted"

1. the act of making plans with a friend and not keeping them.
2. telling someone you will pick them up at a certain time and then being an hour or so late

Hey did Terry hang out with matt last night? No matt totally Glunted him.

glunted by CrispyCrabs22 May 25, 2011

glunter 

Northern Ireland slang for a heavy-set, graceless woman.

What a glunter. She must be from that town where God lets the women wear their legs upside down.

glunter by John McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 25, 2005

Grunted 

Making a total mess

He grunted the vienesse whirl all over the carpet

Grunted by anonymous777777777 November 3, 2016

Gunted 

When you are drunk beyond all repair. Game over

Mate let's get gunted tonight!!!

Gunted by VonDisco88 October 24, 2010

Gunted Baby 

Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.

Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"

Gunted Baby by Mum&Dad2 October 7, 2009

glinted 

Verb- Present Tense- Glint
Give out or reflect small flashes of light.

The sun glinted off the metal roof.

glinted by Labulabu March 5, 2019

gunted 

to eat an object with your ass-hole, not cramming it in but by physically using your sphincter muscles to be used in the opposite way.

haha jeff! i just gunted a rubix cube!

gunted by jonny smale March 10, 2008