Grete is a name and a term was derived from the adjective “great”. Back in the 1500’s, Grete was a very popular name in Iceland and countries of Scandinavia. Currently it is not very popular and is mispronounced 98% of the time. As I’m sure most of you just pronounced it in your head as either “Greet, Gretie, Grate" or maybe even just “Greg”, it is pronounced the same as Greta.
“I can’t believe how Grete that ice cream cake was. It was like I was able to travel back in time and punched a T-Rex in the face"
by MadameFriar April 24, 2013
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Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow shit, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.
According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms
So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)
According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms
So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)
Jim - "Duuuuude, last weekend I got a ten sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the pooper!"
Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"
Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"
Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"
Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"
by Urifucabes December 5, 2007
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Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.
Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.
If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.
Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.
Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.
If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.
Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'
Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'
Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'
Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'
Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'
Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'
Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*
Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?
Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn
*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*
Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'
Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'
Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'
Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'
Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'
Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*
Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?
Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn
*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*
by lil frank March 4, 2019
Get the gretney muncher mug.Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.
Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!
She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.
That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.
She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.
That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.
by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010
Get the grettle mug.Gretel is a very shy person with a great personality. She is very self-centered and hates being alone. She is vey outgoing once you get to know her. She wants a person who will listen to her and will understand. She is the perfect lover, and once she has eyes for someone she makes that person her #1 priority
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Get the Gretel mug.Horace Greeley High school is a quiet woodlands high school with talented youngins of all walks of life. Here, knowledge is good. The children here have all mastered the recorder, which has been handed down to them in basic training during elementary school. If you were to go here, you would be greeted with a serenade of angel children playing the recorder. Sadly, beyond this fairy-angel world, lies a deep and dark ghetto, filled with gangsta's more dangerous than the world had ever seen! The school administration mainly ignores the gangsta's though, as the school leaders are too busy with assemblies about small things -- if someone gets a flat tire than we need an assembly to tell the school that it's the whole communities fault. Ten people died due to the gang violence last year, but the angel-nyphs keep it on the DL. There is also a massive statue of Horace Greeley located in the main quad. He is depicted planting the american flag in the ground while freeing the slaves. Overall the quiet woodlen heaven is a peaceful place where people can rest on the giant money bags which all have, due to their gangsta moves they acquired from the fairy-angel-nymphs
Dude: Yo gangsta! Where did u learn to get moneybags like that yo?!
Gangsta: Yo, some fairy-nymph's over at Horace Greeley High School taught me. Thats where i put my moneybags to sleep. I love those recorder-playing angels with their beautiful lullabies.
Dude: Yo gangsta! That sounds dope! I should move there!
Gangsta: Yes you should, because its also ranked as one of the top 100 schools in the country and one of the top 15 public schools. The education there will sure teach you the recorder well.
Gangsta: Yo, some fairy-nymph's over at Horace Greeley High School taught me. Thats where i put my moneybags to sleep. I love those recorder-playing angels with their beautiful lullabies.
Dude: Yo gangsta! That sounds dope! I should move there!
Gangsta: Yes you should, because its also ranked as one of the top 100 schools in the country and one of the top 15 public schools. The education there will sure teach you the recorder well.
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