Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser
Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023
Get the Porch Greaser mug.A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.
Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob
by YekramC March 5, 2015
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When it's really cold outside and your old lady is dried up. Spit a little Copenhagen into your choice of hole. It provides lubrication and warmth
It was cold outside and I had to give her the ole Alaskan Axel Greaser. Then I threw it into her snooch and filled her up like a donut
by Snatch5824 March 14, 2018
Get the Alaskan Axel Greaser mug.A greaser is a person, male or female, who is fascinated with, interested in, embodies or eminates style and/or fashion of the rebellious American youth of the 1950's and early 60's, pyschobilly, rock n' roll, and rockabilly music, classic cars and trucks, muscles cars, older films, and other nostalgic items.
A greaser is someone with a passion for America's classic era and lead an exciting lifestyle.
Greasers tend to wear clothes like white or black tee shirts, sometimes with rolled up sleeves, cuffed Levi's 501, 505, 511 or other jeans, Converse All Stars (usually black or white), brothel creepers, leather jackets, chino/windbreaker jackets, denim jackets or vests, chain wallets, leather belts, Dickies work shirts and work trousers, and flannel shirts.
Modern brands like Lucky 13, Kruse, Felon, Dirty Devil, Sacred Steel, Dickies, Daddy-O's, and Woody's Retro Clothing are all great clothing sources for men to get the greaser look.
Girls, try Lucky 13, Felon, Infectious Threads and Dirty Devil. There are other good choices, you just have to know where to look.
Greasers generally slick back their hair in a Folsom-style haircut, pompadour, waterfall, quiff, Ducktail (also known as a Duck's Ass or D.A.). Pomade (also known as pomatum) or Vitalis is used to style the hair. Favorited pomade brands include Layrite, Murray's (my favorite personally), and Brylcreem.
Greaser girls do pomps and poofs, or have shorts A cuts. Hair dye is popular, usually black with a blonde or other colored stripe at the top. Take Patricia Day's hair for example, thats downright greaser girl status.
Greasers, especially myself, like American cars made before 1975. They cost quite a sum of money if they are fully restored, so your best bet is to comb through the junkyard or search around for a decent classic for a project. Some other cars, like the German-made old Volkswagen Beetles, VW Karmann Ghias, or VW Squarebacks, are acceptable. They don't cost quite as much.
GREASERS AREN'T EXTINCT
A greaser is someone with a passion for America's classic era and lead an exciting lifestyle.
Greasers tend to wear clothes like white or black tee shirts, sometimes with rolled up sleeves, cuffed Levi's 501, 505, 511 or other jeans, Converse All Stars (usually black or white), brothel creepers, leather jackets, chino/windbreaker jackets, denim jackets or vests, chain wallets, leather belts, Dickies work shirts and work trousers, and flannel shirts.
Modern brands like Lucky 13, Kruse, Felon, Dirty Devil, Sacred Steel, Dickies, Daddy-O's, and Woody's Retro Clothing are all great clothing sources for men to get the greaser look.
Girls, try Lucky 13, Felon, Infectious Threads and Dirty Devil. There are other good choices, you just have to know where to look.
Greasers generally slick back their hair in a Folsom-style haircut, pompadour, waterfall, quiff, Ducktail (also known as a Duck's Ass or D.A.). Pomade (also known as pomatum) or Vitalis is used to style the hair. Favorited pomade brands include Layrite, Murray's (my favorite personally), and Brylcreem.
Greaser girls do pomps and poofs, or have shorts A cuts. Hair dye is popular, usually black with a blonde or other colored stripe at the top. Take Patricia Day's hair for example, thats downright greaser girl status.
Greasers, especially myself, like American cars made before 1975. They cost quite a sum of money if they are fully restored, so your best bet is to comb through the junkyard or search around for a decent classic for a project. Some other cars, like the German-made old Volkswagen Beetles, VW Karmann Ghias, or VW Squarebacks, are acceptable. They don't cost quite as much.
GREASERS AREN'T EXTINCT
by GreaserGuy20320 June 3, 2009
Get the Greaser mug.the specific act of getting so drunk that one cannot form coherent/understandable sentences. Pronounced: (Gre-zmer).
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having an affinity for a point in time and history where:
*cars were built to last
*street gangs werent about drugs guns and murder but friendship and a good time
*it was safe to walk down the street late at night
*family was the most important thing in everyones life
*people actually cared about others
*music told a story and wasnt meaningless jabber about drugs, money, cars, B**ches, hoes, and other material posession of the sort.
(a subconscious protest against present day mainstream america meant to insipire nostalgia and remind the world of a better place and time)
greasers are usually characterized by their cuffed blue jeans, pompdours, flanel or white shirts, switchblades, dr martins, chuck taylors, pre 65 cars, and fondness for rockabilly music and other related styles of music.
having an affinity for a point in time and history where:
*cars were built to last
*street gangs werent about drugs guns and murder but friendship and a good time
*it was safe to walk down the street late at night
*family was the most important thing in everyones life
*people actually cared about others
*music told a story and wasnt meaningless jabber about drugs, money, cars, B**ches, hoes, and other material posession of the sort.
(a subconscious protest against present day mainstream america meant to insipire nostalgia and remind the world of a better place and time)
greasers are usually characterized by their cuffed blue jeans, pompdours, flanel or white shirts, switchblades, dr martins, chuck taylors, pre 65 cars, and fondness for rockabilly music and other related styles of music.
by Capo Di Tutti Capi July 12, 2006
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A word describing a condition when a person hears anything from video game theme songs to simple game sound effects (super mario jumping, noise it makes when running into a pokemon and it going into battle mode on any of the gameboy verisons of pokemon), to a computer mouse clicking noise and a buzzing noise a faulty computer monitor may make, all when trying to fall asleep.
A word describing a condition when a person hears anything from video game theme songs to simple game sound effects (super mario jumping, noise it makes when running into a pokemon and it going into battle mode on any of the gameboy verisons of pokemon), to a computer mouse clicking noise and a buzzing noise a faulty computer monitor may make, all when trying to fall asleep.
Man walks into work at the office having bloodshot eyes and bags that sit right under them while drinking huge amounts of caffeine. His friend slowly walks up to him.
Friend- "Man looks like you havent slept in days! what happen!!?"
Man- "I think i got that damn GEEAMERMANIA again! i had it when i was a kid, i used to play games and be on the computer alot......the sounds never stop!!"
::friend floor slaps man in hopes of waking him up more::
Friend- "Man looks like you havent slept in days! what happen!!?"
Man- "I think i got that damn GEEAMERMANIA again! i had it when i was a kid, i used to play games and be on the computer alot......the sounds never stop!!"
::friend floor slaps man in hopes of waking him up more::
by Gabesuckapunch September 29, 2009
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