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gravity slam

To climb up in the walls of a bathroom stall and poop from at least 4 feet above said stall. Accuracy isn't really encouraged.
The bros and I all went to micky d's to get a McGreavy and gravity slam.
by Blood_spartan September 17, 2007
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gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.
Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers
by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018
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Gravity falls season 3

dude that is as likely as gravity falls season 3
by President Biden February 8, 2021
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Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.
by Salame March 24, 2007
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When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.
"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."
by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026
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Sideways Gravity

The new phenomenon discoverable only when drinking has occurred, where an object or person moves sideways and/or downwards due to actions not of their own. This phenomenon can ONLY be understood by individuals impaired by alcohol.
Example 1: Person A has been drinking and knocks an object. That object is knocked sideways and then falls.
Person B: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

Example 2: Person A and person B are sitting on opposite ends of a bench at a party. Person A stands up and then the whole bench, including person B, tip over sideways.
Person C: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!
by Hazzababy January 19, 2014
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Social Gravity

The force that draws a person to their original social position, often binding a person and making them feel they cannot fight against it.

A force worth fighting against.
Rhonda clawed her way out of her situation, despite the social gravity which tried to hold her back.
by Jive Pony May 31, 2010
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