by Santa Clasus June 18, 2007

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>
by Members of the Grapefruit Cult December 31, 2003

by the lifeless January 30, 2010

by Bigdickylewis November 2, 2003

Dude I felt like such an idiot in math. I got a boner, so I had to scream "GRAPEFRUIT!" to get rid of it.
by JSimms April 30, 2009

by BobFV August 22, 2003

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.
Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.
by The stool July 27, 2021
