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Granny Snatcher

A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.
"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.
by Nutbag April 9, 2012
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Granlord

Something of very poor quality, especially when related to video.
Dude, we can't go live with this granlord quality feed- people will laugh at us.
by RSBN June 28, 2017
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granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma
"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"
by Lombard South May 17, 2016
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Granny Kathy

An old racist English teacher who is terrible at her job and we can assume is a demon from Hell in disguise. It is also believed that she gets off to famous fictional characters.
Yo, I went to ask Granny Kathy for the homework and found her reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" while shoving a dildo up her ass.

Granny Kathy gave me detention after I said that if Odysseus was real he would not want to go on a date with her.
by Thepublicagainstgrannykathy April 29, 2019
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Goofy Granny Wagon

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.
Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!
by Lumpbag August 16, 2009
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on granny

Will you be here by 8p?
Yea
Stop playing

On granny
by On granny May 11, 2018
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screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013
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