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Grandcougar

An attractive woman older than 50 years old, who is on the hunt for younger males. She may be found in nightclubs and bars hunting for her prey.

Grandcougars are generally post postmenopausal and can be easily identified by their frequent hot flashes and night sweats.
I bagged a Grandcougar last night at the club.
by TireIronTaylor November 11, 2010
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Grandulous

When you are feeling amazing. Life is pretty good. Must be eating corn on a cob or killing a puzzle. When great isn't quite enough to describe how happy you are you bust out this word.

Only the coolest people on earth use this word. Same thing with beautiful people. When you're blue eyes stop people in the their tracks your that beautiful, your life is grandulous
Mister Cheddah- "Hey beautiful how are you today?"

Ta Ta Rosa- "I am grandulous! Just got 10 pieces in a roll. I am jacked!"
by BigC-RR July 4, 2011
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cookie granderson

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"
Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?
by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010
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Gays, Grannies and Grandes

An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:

I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
by jaymac76CMH June 23, 2011
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Delusions of grandeur

Illusions of grandeur - schizophrenic

Delusions of grandeur - crystal meth addicted
(Soliloquy to self) I'm enormously proud of that lecture I produced at the friar's club last evening. My delusions of grandeur had kicked in just in time for the thing to roll right off my tongue with such ease, power, effectiveness.

2) (social workers comparing notes) - "the boy ain't schizophrenic. He high on crystal, caught up in his own delusions of grandeur and shit.
by #antonio October 29, 2018
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step grandcousin

your first cousin's stepcousin
My uncle put the whip on my former step grandcousin
by JustC45 August 13, 2022
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Grungeous

A combination of "grunge" and "gorgeous". Usually used to talk about a girl that fits both categories.
That girl is really grungeous, I wonder if I can borrow that Mudhoney album from her.
by Grunge Pixie January 31, 2009
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