-A cranky ugly bitch
by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
Get the Crabapple mug.When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008
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1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties
2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone
3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone
3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards
by Havenite April 10, 2010
Get the party-grappler mug.The act of shooting someone in the head in some kind of video game. Apon this ocassion you randomly scream "GRAPPLE HEADSHOT". Realizing that that made no sense at all, every person within 20 feet of you will kick you in the nuts.
Person A: "Shotty Snipers on ValHalla Again?!?!"
Person B: "Grapple Headshot"
Person(s) C-Z: (kick you in your nuts)
Person B: "Grapple Headshot"
Person(s) C-Z: (kick you in your nuts)
by GingerH8r October 22, 2007
Get the grapple headshot mug.1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009
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Get the Whip a grapple mug.A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?
Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012
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