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Gooplopd

1. A funny spelling mistake of the words 'Good good good' that made me blow milk out of my nose for sounding like it was a verb for lopping off goop.

2. A pejorative adjective intended to mean that a person is dead weight, should not hang around (or be befriended) because they're nothing but a slimy fuck covered in their own filth.
1. That's a hell of a lot of goop you had there. Just gooplopd it off.
1a. I just gooplopd behind the building 'cause it was too embarrassing to allow others to see the amount of slime I give off on a daily basis.

2. Fuck that dude. He gooplopd.
2a. Have you noticed that all she ever does is lie? That bitch is gooplopd.
by theslitheringsnake August 6, 2023
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Goyslop

Literally what every average American eats. It’s basically the lowest quality food just to keep the goyim fueled up just enough to keep working while the ingredients weaken their body leading to their minds.
Brandon: Hey bro, can you get me the 2 cheese burger meal from McDonald’s real quick? I have to finish this oil change!

Evan: You goy boy! Do you ever eat any Whole Foods like eggs or chicken?

Brandon: Bro it’s literally beef, bread and cheese!

Evan: No it’s not Goy Boy! It’s soy filler fake meat, Chemically colored plastic cheese, and bleached bread! Loaded with preservatives might I add! Are you gonna also pair it with a corn syrup beverage? *scoffs* pure GOYSLOP!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 4, 2025
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Goyslop

Mass produced, obesity inducing, and highly processed food products.
Chud: Burger King is total Goyslop, I think I may switch to a Goyfeed diet.
by DoucheKanoe October 30, 2025
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Goyslop

An antisemitic term used by neo-Nazis and Hamas supporters for fast food and/or popular television shows such as Love Island
Nazi: STOP EATING GOYSLOP ITS BAD FOR YOU
by drshallow69 November 16, 2025
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Goyslop

Low-quality, sloppy, or junk material of any kind—especially food, media, or words that are bland, lazy, or not worth engaging with. Can also be used to dismiss something being said as meaningless or garbage.
Examples (food):
• “This cafeteria lunch is straight goyslop.”
• “They microwaved it and called it dinner—absolute goyslop.”

Examples (media/content):
• “That show started strong, then turned into goyslop.”
• “Another cash-grab sequel? More goyslop.”

Examples (speech):
• “Bro shut up, that’s straight goyslop.”
• “You’ve been talking for five minutes and it’s all goyslop.”
by Sam_Reezy January 9, 2026
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Goyslop

"I listen to Femtanyl!"
"You like goyslop. You're an IDF sleeper agent."
by Yisrael IDF Account January 23, 2026
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Goyslop Lemonade

When you shoot your heavy load of cum in a glass of water and then share it with a significant other who unknowingly consumes the warm liquid.
Person #1: Bro, why is this drink warm?
Person #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s just Goyslop lemonade
by Pislik January 25, 2026
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