Gootie

a clean butt hole

man that girl has a Gootie

by Theo Odom January 19, 2009

gooters

When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.

Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?

Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

GOOTESQUE

A grotesque 'GOOT'(vagina) that turns your stomach.

Jaysis tonight that is GOOTESQUE!

by foggyyeah March 5, 2009

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

gooter cheese

the cheese from in between the goots of gooter boy(matthew aka gooterluver69420)

Matthew has gooter cheese

by gooterboyluver69420 January 7, 2022

Gooter

Abbreviation for a granny scooter. An old person's mobility scooter.

Look at that bitch fly on her gooter!

by tomtomh123 December 16, 2008