Strictly a hockey term used to describe a situation that was or could become out of control involving lots of dirty sluts and a lot of booze. This term is unknown to civilians outside the dressing room and is a word used with pride and class by some of the dirtiest hockey men alive. Strictly a class word.
"Fuck boys me and Stewy wheeled two broads last night and Stewy pissed on my broad while she was fingering Amy's asshole, it was a fucking Gonger and a half."
by katie December 3, 2003
Get the Gonger mug.Someone who presents themselves as a terrible person--just truly awful in almost every measurable way--but is actually somehow worse.
"You know that fuckin' Kyle guy who showed up to the party last night?"
"Yeah, real asshole, why?"
"He's even worse than you think he is."
"Is that even possible?"
"Apparently. He's a real goinger."
"Yeah, real asshole, why?"
"He's even worse than you think he is."
"Is that even possible?"
"Apparently. He's a real goinger."
by Tron55000 May 5, 2021
Get the Goinger mug.Mispronunciation of the movie theater candy "Goobers". Used also for small snacks that you can pick up in handfuls and put in your mouth.
"Hand me those boxes of googersnacks and Raisinettes. The movie is getting ready to start and I am hungry."
by Slanginfoguy June 24, 2021
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Get the Goonberry mug.Random criminal acts or acts of stupidity commited by otherwise productive members of society for the sole purpose of looking cool, or hoping to relate to a studio gangstas or real gangsta who happen to rap.
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"Those damn kids were around here committing all manner of goonery."
Ex. 2
"real talk my nigga!! that goonery shit ain't whuts happnin'!!!"
-tru blu
"Those damn kids were around here committing all manner of goonery."
Ex. 2
"real talk my nigga!! that goonery shit ain't whuts happnin'!!!"
-tru blu
by Mr. Reality Music April 9, 2008
Get the goonery mug.A rather large lip of long cut dip, preferably encompassing the entire bottom lip. These are primarily shared by friends but may be enjoyed by oneself in the comfort of one's home.
Joe: Hey Liam, what time is it?
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?
Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?
Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey
by Chinpsing February 22, 2011
Get the gonger mug.1. (noun) A strange, goofy or silly person.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.
2. (noun) A lighthearted term of affection that sounds insulting, but really is not.
by PJeigh September 12, 2005
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