googleography

The study of Google technology from birth till now

Medical science announced that googleography slows the effects of demenchia

by Brainloss October 18, 2015

Googlemapsdit

Unconjugatable Verb used to describe the action of looking up something on Google maps.

Remain's the same in any tense

Where's the nearest pub round here?
- Don't worry i'll just googlemapsdit

Did u find my house ok?
- Yeh googlemapsdit

by Googlemapsdit Man June 23, 2009

Googleframming

having to urinate badly; without an adequate area to relieve ones self nearby.

'Standing on a Bus' - DUDE! I'm googleframming, I think I'm going to wet my pants. Don't make me laugh.

by Seymour Orendt March 30, 2008

Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.

Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"

by machBailz May 17, 2007

googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006

Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

googletrawl

That rapid internet search you do to avoid exposing your ignorance..

Prof called my work 'desultory'... I had to do a quick googletrawl to find out whether that was a compliment or not ! Not !

by mikroth March 22, 2009