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Googlodyte

<i>noun</i>; An individual whose sole recourse for any information is Google; a person who compulsively checks Google for any reference to that person, that person's family, that other person that person fancies, what have you.
"I never have to worry about checking up on my girlfriends because my roommate is such a Googlodyte."

"If she only dates guys who generate 15 unique search results or more, that girls nothin' but a Googlodyte."
by Alex Brant-Zawadzki December 15, 2007
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Googlodyte

A person who has lived in a cave so long, s/he doesn't know that any question of fact can be answered by Google.
The googlodyte kept asking me for song lyrics that would only take two seconds and two brain cells to find.
by Philosoranter September 9, 2004
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Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.
After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.
by NullReference February 16, 2010
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Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.
I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!
by fizzeh January 19, 2008
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Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.
Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.
by Just Jacko December 29, 2019
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googlemite

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.
Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.
by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008
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googlebutt

1. n. Inevitable swelling of the posterior resulting from eating 3 enormous meals a day at Google's Mointain View, CA cafeteria.

2. n. The giant hocks you get from sitting around Googling porn all day without an ounce of exercise.
Diner 1: Dude, is that Sharon from Business Development? Check out that googlebutt!!
Diner 2: Yea man, she was a hotty when she got here but all those chicken wraps went straight to her ass.
by Babbo June 19, 2008
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