Googlebating

Entering your own name in a narcissistic search for website hits.

I kill hella' time googlebating at work.

by Smet April 4, 2006

Googlebender

1) A googlebender is someone who refers to google to get information at all times. Normally they do not retain what they learn, because the information is instantly available again to them later. Usually seen browsing google on their cellphones, laptops, wristwatches, computers, and any other electronic device that google may have invaded.

2) May also be used to describe someone who instantly uses google to find anything they need on the web.

If it wasn't for the internet, that googlebender wouldn't know anything.

How did you find that video?
I'm quite the googlebender.

by 1st Emperor of the Internet May 25, 2009

Googlebunk

v. To debunk a common misconception or misrepresentation of information through a simple Google search that usually lasts no more than 10 minutes

~My friend told me the Moon Landing was staged but I was able to Googlebunk that nonsense~

SEE: Birthers, Death Panels, Staged Moon Landing, Flat Earth Society

by Guy Fawkes III November 10, 2009

Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.

I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.

by revmpj August 26, 2013

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlenope

A phrase which when entered into the Google Search Engine will return no hits. Upon being discovered, the googlenope ceases to exist as it will invariably be written about after its discovery.

Brad: I was looking for good British royalty porn yesterday and I put "Queen Elizabeth's Buttocks" in Google but nothing came up.

Chris: Really? Guess it's a googlenope.

by Thomas Neff June 15, 2007

Googlebator

n. person who ego surfs Google for their own name; form of mental masturbation involving search engines.

"Only his search engine knew his dirty secret: he was a habitual Googlebator".

by Chandrasutra December 12, 2003