googlemoogle

used in stead of "mother of god"

great googlemoogle she's ugly

by DAY July 5, 2003

Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.

A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.

by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010

googlologist

One who is apt in the art of obtaining information through the use of Google. A Googlologyst will spend most of their time aquiring information no matter what else needs to be done at the time. It can almost be seen as an addiction.

Shaun: Hey, Jose , how long does a starfish live?
Jose: Starfish live a million years.
Shaun: Wow! A million years?! That's a long time!
Maryna: NFW. There's no was a starfish live amillion years!
Jose: Prove it.
Maryna, the googlologist searches Google and determines that a starfish can only live for 15-20 years.

by Shaun Milliken January 11, 2009

Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.

I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.

by revmpj August 26, 2013

googlenoff

A word to define a friend you love very much.

"Oh, you little cute googlenoff!"

by alliemoo. January 16, 2008

googlenope

A phrase which when entered into the Google Search Engine will return no hits. Upon being discovered, the googlenope ceases to exist as it will invariably be written about after its discovery.

Brad: I was looking for good British royalty porn yesterday and I put "Queen Elizabeth's Buttocks" in Google but nothing came up.

Chris: Really? Guess it's a googlenope.

by Thomas Neff June 15, 2007

googleology

(n) the study of google and any companies that google owns.

Ex. 1 googleology usually means searching google, or any google related complany (i.e.) Motorola Mobility, youtube, adsense, doubleclick

Ex. 2 clicking the "about" button on the google home page

by Wikipedius Degreeus November 29, 2011