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an online map used for stalkers and help pedophiles rape children inside their homes
Stalker 1: I'm gonna go on google maps to rape my next victim i hope they dont have a dog
Stalker 2: I hope Judy hasn't moved since 96 i really love her front window i wonder if shes changing
by antsdefin March 4, 2009
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google maps moment

When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.
Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?

Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany

Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!

Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!

google maps moment
by TheBald March 16, 2011
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Google Maps

That's wrong because according to Google Maps his house is here, Google Maps never caps.
by Sugarline213 September 29, 2019
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Google Maps yourself

To take an elevated view of yourself, your life and where you are - seeing your life more clearly for what it is. Akin to ascending a mountain to look down on the place where you live and seeing things in a bigger perspective. The Big Picture of your own life.
You should climb up the hill to the lookout above town and Google Maps yourself man...

You'll see things clearly. You'll focus on the big picture.
by Orion Strongman May 20, 2011
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Google Mappsed

“The fact that you actually google mappsed it has me crying with laughter
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Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.
Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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Google Street Mapped

A euphemism for your friends seeing your bird walking the street like a prostitute in Google street view.
Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.
by Loco® March 22, 2010
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