Goofdicker

A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.

A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.

A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.

Look at that goofdicker dancing by himself on stage. I heard his girlfriend is pissed at him again.

by goofdicker December 18, 2023

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goonicide

When you are caught in the act of gooning so hard you end your own life.

Have you seen what happened to the man who went to the drive thru with no pants on? He committed a goonicide!

by 011100000111000001110000 January 17, 2025

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goonicide

When you get caught jerkin in the drive thru so you gotta commit a goonicide

Did you see the guy who was jerkin in the drive thru? Heard he committed goonicide

by goaart January 17, 2025

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goonicide

Refers to a guy who went viral for beat his meat in a drive-thru before killing himself a day later.

Also referred to as 'The Last Gooning'.

"aint no way bruh, this guy just committed goonicide 💀💀💀"

by Kappyidiot January 18, 2025

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Goonicide

When a gooner kills himself.

Made popular by the black fella in the goonmobile (dodge challenger) being filmed while driving without pants with his meat out in the drive-through. Later he killed himself. Forever being known as the goonicide.

"Yooo did you see that the freaky guy took his own life? #goonicide"

"Im sorry for your loss, how did he die?" "... goonicide."

by GooneyTunes January 18, 2025

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