gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

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goofing around

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together

Me and Monica are just goofing around

by Pumped Up Kikess May 19, 2019

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gooning

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

by 3meitloml May 2, 2023

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Angel Globing

When your damn angel soft toilet paper sticks to your every damn thing and makes your asshole or lady parts look like a snow globe.

Man,am I Angel Globing!

by Rubberball1232 August 31, 2016

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SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

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