Gonk

V: To ejaculate, bust a nut

N: jizzum, skeet, a load

I gonked into the cantaloupe almost immediately upon insertion.

I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk

by gonkie July 9, 2018

Gonk

Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.

Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass

by Nick Mihi. May 5, 2006

Gonk

A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.

"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."

by 4cbb June 17, 2009

Gonk

Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.

Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.

by Donttrynflarge September 9, 2013

Gonk

Gonk = a dickhead or someone who is annoying or someone who is doing an annoying thing

Stop Gonking around

Go away you fucking Gonk 😁

by Frankoceanisangonk_jk July 11, 2022

Gonk

Refers to someone or something that's stupid.

Gonk: Hey man, I personally think Arasaka taking over Pacifica is a good idea and will bring progress to NC and lower crime rates?
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.

by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020

Gonk

Mark Gairs

Example: "Look, its Mark Gairs the gonk!"

by paterd453 May 4, 2011