Definitions by i2oo

Gonk 

To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day

"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"

"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"

Gonk by i2oo March 20, 2013

Dick dump

Wank

"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"

Dick dump by i2oo March 14, 2013

Scratcher

Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling

"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "

Scratcher by i2oo February 5, 2013