goojer

A guy who would rather cum inside of a tin can that spiel with the homies…

That goojer hasn’t played Xbox with us in months.

by Graggus December 13, 2021

Gonners

(Also known as gonnerz, gonnaz)

The term used to casually refer to someone being extremely intoxicated, deriving from the word "gone".

Person One: You were so gonners last night!
Hungover Person Two: Guuuuurg.

by GonnersEveryWeekend February 19, 2009

gonger

A rather large lip of long cut dip, preferably encompassing the entire bottom lip. These are primarily shared by friends but may be enjoyed by oneself in the comfort of one's home.

Joe: Hey Liam, what time is it?
Liam: It's about gonger o'clock maybe even half past a gonger. Can I bum a gongski?

Eric: Normally I have a vaginapiece and throw in pouches, but I'll throw in a gonger tonight, what the hey

by Chinpsing February 22, 2011

Goner

A video-game boner.

www. youtube. com/watch?v=YNajEdo_cBw&feature=context&context=G2699bb4FUAAAAAAAAAA

"Yeah what gives you a Goner? That's a video game boner. Just made it up, its a thing now." Joe Bereta

by Joe Bereta April 5, 2012

gontermaniac

One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.

"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."

by Chainsaw Dudley April 7, 2003

Gongeritis

Another way to use the word Gong or gonger. Pertains to someone having the symptoms of a gong or gong syndrome.

Can be positive or negative, depending on your tone.

If someone is a gong, then they have gongeritis. An event or action is not "gongeritis."

Kyle has a serious case of gongeritis.

Just can't shake that gongeritis eh?

by Getalinewet October 1, 2009

Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.

Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked

by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022