gongoozler

the gongoozler is a creature that can typically be found in bodies of water. they try to attack you when you are in the waters at night.
the secret identity behind the gongoozler is a man known as ethan nestor.

ethan: watch out for the gongoozler
mark: what’s the gongoozler???

by Anonymous unnamed person October 12, 2020

Gongoozler

A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.

M: "My biggest problem with, night and deep ends in general, is that, I see like a shadow...(points)"

E: "It's the shadow of the gongoozler!"

by Splarcie October 11, 2020

Gonglong

It's when your penis is shriveled up and you look like your balls are bigger then your dick.

Bro why do you have a gonglong!

by AydanDeleon September 21, 2016

Gongoozler

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.

"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."

by Anichka October 11, 2020

Gongloff Bar

n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.

v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.

I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!

He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.

by PinkSockChampion May 5, 2011

Gongoloid

A person who was born in, is a citizen of or lives in Wollongong, Australia

My boyfriend Mark is from the Illawarra down south, he's a gongoloid!

by luckyfrank July 1, 2018

Gongoozler

A person who idly watches the labours of others while declining to offer assistance or becoming involved. Traditionally a term used by canal bargees when referring to onlookers found clustering around locks and moorings where barges have to stop and the crew engage in sometimes hard physical activity to make progress.

"Don't stuff up at Five Rise Locks or you'll get a cheer from the gongoozlers"

by Gwiwer September 22, 2011