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GoGurt

is an American brand of low-fat yogurt for children. It is squeezed out of a tube directly into the mouth, instead of being eaten with a spoon.
hey Betty give me that GoGurt
by spoliarium2k20 January 25, 2020
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Gogurt

An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.
There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!
by BuddyHemlock March 21, 2011
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Gogurt

A good creamy uougurt that you can slurp and it's resembles Peppa pig.
by dgh12 October 1, 2021
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Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011
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gogurt shots

the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.
James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"
by rossandjames69 January 17, 2011
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Reverse gogurt

Before you ejaculate you squeeze the tip of your dick so nothing comes out, then you slide your fingers down your urethra as if it were a yogurt tube.
Dude I can’t fucking walk after I tried a reverse gogurt.
by Medium pipe matt November 16, 2018
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Mormon Gogurt

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."
by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016
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