Geraldton

Geraldton

GERALDTON

A Meth And crime Fuelled Fishing Town on West Australian COAST..
People who live in this beautiful windy shithole are called "Geraldtions"
People will go to great extent to steal your ciggie bumpers (butts) right off your front verandah..home owners would be lucky if they leave the ashtray!!

Most Things people whinge about is ...
WHY DOESNT GERALDTON HAVE A FUCKING KMART YET??!!

Geraldton is the wind capital .

by Not Your Bitch 6530 June 11, 2019

Geraldine

A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy. She always has to have music on, silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. Often spaces out when near windows. Always contemplating something. Sugar junkie. Easy to get along with. Everyone loves her. Stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. Cares too much. Good judge of character. Not easily influenced. Has soo much planned for her. Remember her, she'll be widely known soon. If you fall in love with a Geraldine don't ever let her go. She likes playfighting. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. Likes being pushed to do better. Always looking after those around her.

Guy 1: Omg, im sooo in love with this girl she's perfect.

Guy 2: Ahh you must have caught a Geraldine. Good job man, you're lucky.

by galaxycaramelbar February 5, 2010

Albert Gerald Krueger

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.

Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021

Bloody Geraldo

Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.

"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."

by ThatJmuMickAndThatJmuRob October 30, 2011

Gerard Butler

Incredible Scottish actor who can next be seen in Joel Schumacher's 'Phantom of the Opera'.
Can also be seen in Tomb Raider 2, Dracula 2000, and Dear Frankie.
Rocks the kilt better than any other Scottish actor.

There goes Gerry, rockin' the kilt.

by kiltsandeyeliner November 27, 2004

Gerasimos

Gerasimos is a handsome guy , dark hair , beautiful Brown eyes that’ll make you go crazy . Gerasimos is an ancient Greek name. He is really kind and loves his friends, he is probably addicted with tv series.Gerasimos is very smart and loves to travel. He is really good with girls and he is always flirting he could probably make any girl fall for him. He is really likeable and can be friends with anyone. Gerasimos is picky about who he opens up to though.He’ll probably be really accomplished and rich one day. A Gerasimos is the total package

Girl1: Look at this guy he is sooo HOT do you know him?
Girl2: Oh that Gerasimos

by Girl16 October 23, 2019

Gerarded

Obliterated; intoxicated; hammered

I am here to get gerarded.

by Kimberley Holma February 17, 2018