Goblinomics

The idea that there is a constant and ever occurring process that someone, somewhere is having to deal with some real goblin shit.

Once you realize that goblinomics can’t be stopped, life gets easier

Goblinomics by FriedCarp March 26, 2023

Green Gobblins 

A nick name for the 80 milligram strength OxyContin. It's a duller green in color

"yo, i just got 90 green gobblins from tha doc nigga"

"Word? Bust me out a 40 milly off one of thems!"

Green Gobblins by Contin Candy August 17, 2009

gobbling cock 

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

gobbling cock by Adam Novak February 23, 2009

Dongle-Gobblin

One who smells their own testicle sweat

"When I got back from running the other day I scratched my balls then forgot and scratched my nose"

"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"

Dongle-Gobblin by DJ Mammoth January 28, 2009

ball gobbling

when a woman is giving a blow job to a man and pays far far far to much attention to the balls.

harriet was givin me a sweet suck job but the she killed the moment by ball gobbling

ball gobbling by dan85 April 30, 2008

Dew Gobbling

1. Drinking diet Mt. Dew
2. Performing oral sex acts on someone who constantly drinks diet Mt. Dew

She wished him a happy birthday by dew gobbling.

Dew Gobbling by CSB;) July 18, 2020

gobbling turkey 

when a girl sucks on the excess skin of your ball sack

your mom gives great gobbling turkeys

gobbling turkey by imtheman098 May 5, 2010