swash gobbling

A fetish which consists of the act of stuffing a girls vagina with bread like it’s a thanksgiving turkey.

Chris: Truth or Dare
Alexia: Truth
Chris: What’s the kinkiest thing you’re into?
Alexia: Swash Gobbling

by swash_gobbler69 February 20, 2019

scubby gobbin

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

dog gobbling

deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest

I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."

by havalaf October 7, 2009

cock gobbling thunder cunt

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.

"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

by tyler stephen November 5, 2007

Goobing

Causing a public disturbance in an amusing way.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy in the parking lot wear that ghillie suit?
Person 2: Yeah, he was straight goobing.

by borps July 8, 2020

gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 23, 2009

ball gobbling

when a woman is giving a blow job to a man and pays far far far to much attention to the balls.

harriet was givin me a sweet suck job but the she killed the moment by ball gobbling

by dan85 April 30, 2008