The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
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An extremely large gluttonous individual who habitually tends to do many things in excess, more specifically, indulging in fast foods or sweets on a daily basis. A Gluttonomous System can sometimes become so large that it may in fact obtain it's own gravitational pull and causing other objects with less mass to gravitate around it.
Cletus, get that bloody cheeseburger out of your mouth you're beginning to look like a Gluttonomous System!
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Guttorm is simply a very rare name in Norway because the government has placed restrictions on couples' rights to call their son Guttorm. To be allowed to name a boy, or name yourself, Guttorm, the boy must first succeed in several demanding tests, such as the need to have an IQ above 140 and the requirement of scoring a 9 or better on the official 'Norwegian 1-10 attractiveness super-scale' (also known as NOR-ASS).
Hence, if anyone call you a 'Guttorm', it is meant as a fantastic compliment in terms of both high intelligence and great looks.
Consequently, Guttorm is well known as a synonym for someone being 'Awesome'.
Guttorm is simply a very rare name in Norway because the government has placed restrictions on couples' rights to call their son Guttorm. To be allowed to name a boy, or name yourself, Guttorm, the boy must first succeed in several demanding tests, such as the need to have an IQ above 140 and the requirement of scoring a 9 or better on the official 'Norwegian 1-10 attractiveness super-scale' (also known as NOR-ASS).
Hence, if anyone call you a 'Guttorm', it is meant as a fantastic compliment in terms of both high intelligence and great looks.
Consequently, Guttorm is well known as a synonym for someone being 'Awesome'.
You are so Guttorm, I can't help wanting to marry you, even though I just met you.
Dude, that's Guttorm!!!
Dude, that's Guttorm!!!
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