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Guttorm

Guttorm is a Norwegian male name.

Guttorm is simply a very rare name in Norway because the government has placed restrictions on couples' rights to call their son Guttorm. To be allowed to name a boy, or name yourself, Guttorm, the boy must first succeed in several demanding tests, such as the need to have an IQ above 140 and the requirement of scoring a 9 or better on the official 'Norwegian 1-10 attractiveness super-scale' (also known as NOR-ASS).

Hence, if anyone call you a 'Guttorm', it is meant as a fantastic compliment in terms of both high intelligence and great looks.

Consequently, Guttorm is well known as a synonym for someone being 'Awesome'.
You are so Guttorm, I can't help wanting to marry you, even though I just met you.

Dude, that's Guttorm!!!
by Nai1ian May 1, 2010
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guttermind

someone who constantly understands a common expression as a perverse undertone or statement. Derived from the common phrase "get your mind out of the gutter."

guttermind(s), gutterminded.
Ex. 1:

Mike: "Hey John."

John: "Hey Mike. Where are you?"

Mike: "In bed..."

John: "(chuckles)"

Mike: "Shut the hell up and stop being such a guttermind!"

Ex.2:

"Did you see that movie last night? I thought it was really good and deep, but I couldn't watch it with my friends because they were being all gutterminded!"
by Michael Dentico May 13, 2008
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guttermutt

that last resort sloppy thing. The portley one girls often hang around with to make themselves look better, a hood rat's ugly ass step sister.
"the team splits to pair up with the group of shawties, putting Dawson and Will with the fire pieces and Charlie with the guttermutt."
by Ken Fucking Powers May 7, 2010
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Guttermouth

Freakin Awesome Punk Band who sings awesome songs and basically just an all around awesome band good music and singing check em out
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Guttermouth Special

When one goes to a fast food restaurant and orders combo meals 1-10. If they have less than ten, ex. 8, order 1 and 2 again. Usually done when a large group needs a lot of food quick.
So I was at Wendy's when a big group of fat guys rushed in. They didn't wanna take the time to order for themselves so they just got a Guttermouth Special.
by VB dude August 17, 2010
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guttermuffin

Rita is a dirty whore who has been around. She's got a guttermuffin.
by RebekahBa August 2, 2008
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gutterman

Gutterman:
A human who looks like they have just woke up from sleeping outside all night in a gutter, basically a tramp.
Person 1: ew look at that man, looks like a proper tramp
Person 2: I see what you mean, what a gutterman
by Gutterman2k12 August 30, 2012
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